Guess what, while MAGA will gorge on lemonade and brownies, the rest of the world will not. Build a coalition before you need them, not while you’re up a creek without a paddle.
Author: Put
Musings March 10, 2026
So if Trump pissed into a glass and shit on a plate and then handed it to MAGA, would MAGA respond by saying “Sir, this is the best tasting lemonade and brownie that I have ever eaten”? Just wondering.
DJI response to possible US government ban
Season Greetings

Renewed Fighting Along the Thai Cambodian Border
A few months ago, nincompoop claimed he had settled another war, this time between Thais and Cambodian forces on their mutual border. This was done in the name of world peace. Well, that peace did not last very long with bombs exploding and guns shooting along that border this week. Finding solutions to these problems requires thought, hard work and finesse and most importantly a long term commitment, all qualities that nincompoop lacks.
Fog of War???
Wow, if SecWar can’t handle it when we are shooting at a couple of speed boats, what will happen if we engage with an enemy that shoots back. So weak!
Running with Dylan
On Friday, I took Dylan, our Corgi out for a walk. Dylan is now 13 and is showing his age. Stairs are still passable, but tough for him. He still eats voraciously, but he also likes to sleep a lot. On our walk, he did his normal sniffing and snuffling, wandered into the woods to check out particular scents and generally acted like himself.
But then, he started to run. He was a younger Dylan, running with his ears blown back, his little legs bounding along. He took me by surprised, I had to run along with him. If I slowed he’d turn, look and say “Come on, keep up”. It didn’t last long, but it was so good to see. A small Thanksgiving gift.

More AI fun
I asked Gemini to setup a morning briefing for me concerning global geopolitical hotspots and overlooked investment ideas. After reading the latest briefing I asked it to add a humorous story. Here it is:
The Great Escaped Emu of New Hampshire
In a slightly less geopolitical but equally chaotic event, police in New Hampshire spent hours this week chasing an escaped emu through residential backyards. The bird, apparently unphased by New England’s chilly November weather, managed to outrun officers on foot and in cruisers for several miles. It was finally “detained” after being lured into a horse trailer with a bucket of grain. Local residents are calling it the town’s most exciting chase since the great moose incident of 2018.
Have a great day!
I didn’t see a source for this story so I asked for one. I also asked if I could post in my blog.
Gemini responded that it was an hallucination compiled from three stories. It recommended this for a citation in my blog:
How to Cite It
If you post it, I recommend framing it as an example of “AI Hallucinations” or “News from the Future.” Here is a suggested citation format:
Source: Gemini AI (Simulated “Future News” Briefing, Nov 2025)
The “Real” Story (For Context)
If you want to explain to your readers where the AI got the idea, you can add this note:
“The AI likely conflated this ‘2025’ story with the real-life escape of Beatrice the Emu, who led police on a similar chase in Bow, New Hampshire, back in September 2015.”
This way, you get a fun blog post and you keep your journalistic integrity intact!
Gemini is very aware of “fake news” and didn’t want to add to that noise.
Logos
Now that Nano Banana has created a new logo, I thought I should review the older one and explain how I got here.

I forget which AI I used to make the above logo. Androken is a mash up of the Androscoggin and Kennebec rivers’ names. They join at Merrymeeting Bay not far from where I live. I thought it would be a good name and I tried to create a logo from it.
As you can see, there are two streams of blue snaking down to the globe that represents Merrymeeting. It took numerous prompts and bad results with the AI engine to get this far. This used 2024 AI technology.

The new logo has a much more modern and crisper feel to it. The two rivers are still represented by the flow into a camera’s eye. This was the result of a single prompt, which produced four different examples. One thing that Gemini was particularly proud of (can AI be proud of something??) is that Nano was able to incorporate “Androken” into the logo without correcting or changing it as a spell correct algorithm might try to do.
In addition, Gemini/Nano Banana also produced a black and white variant:

Plus, with digital technology, I can capture the graphic and do my own typography.

All very cool.
I do understand the concern an artist might have that Nano was stealing work. Since I am not making any money from the imaging work I’m doing I cannot afford to hire an artist to make logos. We are in a very weird time where technology is quickly changing and we humans are hard pressed to keep up. A curse, possibly ancient: May you live in interesting times.
No new News, that’s good
This Monday starts off quietly. No noticeable rants from nincompoop, the G20 meeting ended without noticeable fireworks, war hasn’t started in Venezuela yet and the Chinese haven’t invaded Taiwan yet.
So without much to go on, I’m going to close my puts on PLTR, keep them on MSFT and NVDA for a bit. Still too early for me to dive back into US equities, I lightened up on Europe last week, left Asia alone. Mostly bonds and cash now. I’m sure there will be some new crisis soon.